choculama 

n. - A disciple of Choculus Christ, an adherent to Choculism who has reached the highest levels of choculism.

This wise, old choculama is going to come and speak to our school in a month on the supreme revelation of the insides of the burrito.

choculama by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

count chocula 

a more badass vampire than edward cullen.

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!

count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

Strata Chocolata 

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.

Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!

Strata Chocolata by oMogwai August 13, 2010

Crocklamation 

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.

"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."

Crocklamation by Milfia September 29, 2009

Choculacrum 

1. A copy of something, only made of chocolate.

That picture of the pope and his choculacrum is pretty funny.

Choculacrum by nialbima February 6, 2014

Chocolatarian 

noun: Mouth consumer of chocolate only. An average person who excels in all things chocolate. A chocolate-obsessed individual.

"I used to be a vegetarian but gave up eating vegetables. Now I'm a chocolatarian."

Chocolatarian by Boofachay November 20, 2018

Count Chocula  

BADASS
Awesome
Best cereal

You are such a Count Chocula

Count Chocula by Travis4 May 12, 2008