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Chocodiles 

They are the rare-to-find yet quite tasty Chocolate covered twinkies that are made by Hostess.
Chocodiles by res531 October 6, 2003

Chocodile 

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.
First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."
Chocodile by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

The Cockodile Hunter 

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
When taking a bath you let your cock float to the top of the water and be seen through the soap and the suds.
Betty had been begging for a dick pic...... So I took a bath and sent her a pic of my cockodile.
Cockodile by LemmeF1ndOut April 20, 2020

chocodile 

A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.
That chocodile butt plug was the best!
chocodile by *samIam* January 12, 2008