4 definitions by EatItAndLikeIt
Li-gen-za-how-erd;
An unhelpful lying bastard that offers to help,
but they would not ever show up, etc.
An unhelpful lying bastard that offers to help,
but they would not ever show up, etc.
My "Liegenzhowerd" of an ex will awnser the phone, but will never show up at my son's football games.
by EatItAndLikeIt November 13, 2017
This is when you get a condom and an Excesity, and then put the pill inside the condom,
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
In this sex act, When you a sinus infection you sneeze into a big hairy pussy like a hankie til' it looks as green as a tropical forest. Then, get another girl to eat her out and suck on and gag release on your cock til' all the snot is on your dick.
by EatItAndLikeIt January 17, 2018