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chocket by jerkfacelisa May 26, 2009
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Chocken
A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.
Chocken by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010
Related Words
chocket • Chocketian • Chicketty Chocketts • chocked • cocket • chockers • chicketarian • crocket • cockette • CHICKET
The Davie Crockett
Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.
The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009
Chockendipper
A piece of fried chicken on a stick, dipped in chocolate, whipped cream and sprinkles, with a dash of olive oil.
Chockendipper by Hippynotnathan February 9, 2009
Chockers
Chockers by GentleCaress September 18, 2017
cocketbook
A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.
cocketbook by Shaymer August 23, 2007
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