Going to the chive.com and looking at all the beautiful and amazing Chivettes. I was chiving some hot a smexy chivettes the other day before the dar was released.
by Raboto290 April 24, 2011
A sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a woman. He then pulls out and with poop on his dick bangs her armpit. The end result is a poop mark in the shape of a chive.
by Jimmyhead October 27, 2010
Chiving |CHīv ing|
Verb
1. Taking a shit while looking at the Chive app.
2. Shitting, but you’ve said chiving so many times that they are now interchangeable.
Verb
1. Taking a shit while looking at the Chive app.
2. Shitting, but you’ve said chiving so many times that they are now interchangeable.
by Tripple-J February 28, 2020
by Bonnar May 25, 2004
To be really pissed off
by Maxwr1 June 9, 2019
i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015
Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!
"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"
by FavoriteWorstNightmare March 20, 2014