Someone who blindly believes every single conspiracy theory, no matter how ludicrous they sound, nor how little evidence backs the claim. Caught up in an ego trap, conspiritards will rage spam memes that hold no substance whatsoever, and then claim everyone else suffers with cognitive dissonance..
"Dafuq do you mean, chemtrails are dead baby stem cells and nanobots, and sprayed on us all to cover up the Flat Earth, you conspiritard! Are you nuts?"
Chispita is usually a pet's name. A pet with this name is sweet and kind to their owners. This pet loves belly rubs, and loves running around. They usually like eating canned pet food. They can be sweet but can start to growl if something isn't right for the owners protection. This pet name means sweet and playful but protective.
Person 1: Wow, Chispita is an awesome pet.
Owner: She's the best pet I can ever ask for.
Person 1: I love how protective she is over your family.
Chispita is a chihuahua that Lai'La will be obsessed with. She barks a lot but will hardly ever bite (except if try to touch her mom or mess with her). She is very small, cute, adorable, smart, and overprotective.
Random person: aww cute doggy its so small. Can I touch it.
Mom: She Barks alot
Random person: * did not listen, touches dog
Chispita: * barks
Random person: * runs
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.