When a person or recognised group is described in a manner that opposed one's viewpoint in an incredulous or sly manner. Depending on context can also be used as a placeholder noun for a situation that is disadvantageous for one's self, resorting to fantastical and illogical solutions.
Person 1: Man, that test was so hard.
Person 2: I know right? ElijahWong was boasting about his grades after the test. So I pulled a chinky binky on him.
Person 1: So what did you do to him?
Person 2: I ate his dog.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand