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Crinjury 

when you cringe so hard you injure yourself in the process
I nearly had a crinjury watching Taylor Swift attempting to rap Jumpman in that Apple Music commercial
Crinjury by @MikeIsSavage August 27, 2017
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clinjury 

A combination of the words clitoral and injury, specifically referring to the clitoral soreness experienced by a female and caused by too much direct contact with the clitoris, normally via masturbation.
Nancy was desperate to cum but she couldn't, as she was still carrying a clinjury from yesterday's session.
clinjury by MLAOSO February 24, 2011

Crinjury 

When an individual feigns am injury after an embarrassing accident or failure.

E.g. a footballer pretending to have cramp after missing an open goal.
Ronaldo’s rolling around on the ground, but I suspect that’s more of a crinjury than anything serious.
Crinjury by Ian Hump February 8, 2023

Crinjury 

The result of exposure to something so abhorrently embarrassing or cringe, that you sustain physical or emotional damage, pain, etc.
"I can't even watch that show. last time it was on I sustained a serious crinjury."
Crinjury by sharxbyte May 6, 2023

CRINJURY 

Noun:
The cringey feeling involved in empathizing with an injury one has not had.
Broken collar bone! That's my third worse crinjury!
CRINJURY by Metaldogg May 3, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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