Crinjury

when you cringe so hard you injure yourself in the process

I nearly had a crinjury watching Taylor Swift attempting to rap Jumpman in that Apple Music commercial

by @MikeIsSavage August 27, 2017

Crinjury

The result of exposure to something so abhorrently embarrassing or cringe, that you sustain physical or emotional damage, pain, etc.

"I can't even watch that show. last time it was on I sustained a serious crinjury."

by sharxbyte May 6, 2023

Crinjury

When an individual feigns am injury after an embarrassing accident or failure.

E.g. a footballer pretending to have cramp after missing an open goal.

Ronaldo’s rolling around on the ground, but I suspect that’s more of a crinjury than anything serious.

by Ian Hump February 8, 2023

CRINJURY

Noun:
The cringey feeling involved in empathizing with an injury one has not had.

Broken collar bone! That's my third worse crinjury!

by Metaldogg May 3, 2021