Chime Dog 

A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.

"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."

Chime Dog by BigBartski January 8, 2016

crimp a dog 

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

crimp a dog by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

chimpdog 

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.

'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'

chimpdog by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009