Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

Chicken of the Pants by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

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Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants by DougCo December 24, 2007

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chickenpants

A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.

That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!

chickenpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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