Chicken of the Pants 

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

Chicken of the Pants by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants 

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants by DougCo December 24, 2007

chickenpants 

A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.

That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!

chickenpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020