16 definitions by Ankylosaurus
Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
by Ankylosaurus February 3, 2012
(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010
(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010
(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010
by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010
Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010