Chessmaker 

Someone who can predict the outcome of events because he built the board and the pieces, and he created the sequence of events of the pieces on the board. The Chessmaker is usually manifested upon a potent mixture of alcohol and high dosage of nicotin.

Chessmaker: double, single, strike out, home run.

Pawn: how did you know that would happen?

Chessmaker: I have four packets of snus in and knew that would happen. I am the Chessmaker.

Chessmaker by Na-po-li October 25, 2011

chestflakes 

The white stuff that you get when you boil bacon

I left my bacon in the pot too long and all i got was alot of chestflakes.

chestflakes by Chris Vailes January 21, 2007

Cheststate

The cheststate is a fictional anatomical structure, where an additional prostate is located in the chest region. The only reason for a cheststate to exist in a character is because of porn logic, or in other words, to choke on a fat cock. This structure was initially invented for furry porn which is unsurprising. Rule 34 still holds true.

“Why, the fuck does this character have a cheststate!”
“Furry logic”

Cheststate by DrAccius November 15, 2021