Chessmaker

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Someone who can predict the outcome of events because he built the board and the pieces, and he created the sequence of events of the pieces on the board. The Chessmaker is usually manifested upon a potent mixture of alcohol and high dosage of nicotin.

Chessmaker: double, single, strike out, home run.

Pawn: how did you know that would happen?

Chessmaker: I have four packets of snus in and knew that would happen. I am the Chessmaker.

Chessmaker by Na-po-li October 25, 2011

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Cheesemaker

A man with an uncircumcised penis.

So called because, if unwashed, the region between the head of the penis and the uncircumcised skin could develop a sweaty, smelly residue - a bit like smelly cheese.

Paul was glad he wasn't a cheesemaker because he only washed once a week.

Cheesemaker by toroboy July 18, 2009

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Chessmate

Chessmate is a more formal way of saying “checkmate” when you beat someone in an argument. It’s like giving them an extra chance to win, but if they say “minor spelling error” then show them this definition page to show them it’s a real word coined by me: aro ralsei, master of trolling.

“XxGenericUsernamexX beats Tom1452 in an argument”
“Chessmate, tom.”

Chessmate by Aro Ralsei, Master of Trolling December 28, 2022

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Chessmate

A chess position in which a king can not escape. This word is also often used when someone has won an argument.

And that’s why Gorillas SHOULD be added to Minecraft, Chessmate buddy.

Chessmate by Mudklip March 1, 2023

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Chessmate

A person with whom, you play chess daily.

Kay is my Chessmate

Chessmate by Axon98 May 29, 2021

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ChessMaster42069

A Chess gamer who has connections with BubbleZGaming

Yo, ChessMaster42069, can you get me some autographed BubbleZGaming merch?

ChessMaster42069 by ChessMaster42069 May 13, 2022

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Coussmaker

Female rapist who goes after young children and bulls and gets them to come by going down on them and slapping their testicles.

The mothers of young bulls tell their children that if they do not behave, they will be raped by the Coussmaker and left with a bleeding scrotum.

Coussmaker by Toddy_t February 21, 2003

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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