Shit Chest 

When somebody tries extremely hard to gain a respectable, good looking chest by constantly going to the gym, yet still cannot manage to get one.

A: "Have you been to the gym today Paul?"

P: "Yes"

A: "Still got a shit chest though".

Shit Chest by BBC2001 December 24, 2009

shit on my chest 

when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up

"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."

shit on my chest by themilfonian November 1, 2011

shit on my chest 

accidentally taking a shit while titty fucking

god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!

shit on my chest by the chigger May 23, 2006

shit on my chest 

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

shit on my chest by rubella April 4, 2005

Shit on my chest 

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

Shit on my chest by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

Shit in the Chest 

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

Shit in the Chest by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

chest shits 

A game where two guys shit on each others chests. The winner is the one with the least shit on their chest. Then the loser has to do the winner up the ass with out wiping. See battleshits

Alex and John love to play chest shits

chest shits by the kerrek February 23, 2005