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when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up
"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
by themilfonian November 01, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!
by the chigger April 29, 2006
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the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.
1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest
by rubella April 04, 2005
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