A cheese stick is a way to describe an oddly built blond white guy. He is most likely an eshay owns dumb tns and is extremely malnourished. Depending on how many there are they can have different versions. They may also have concerning close friendships with the boys
Look! Cheese stick v1 is walking down the hall with cheese stick stick v2!
by Polly beavis June 1, 2020
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The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
by VSpell957 November 6, 2011
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Someone who has a perfect opportunity to hook up but blows it sheerly because he lacks mental game.
Bill had a perfect shot with Emily but he let it slip right through his fingers. Now he's the cheese stick of the year.
by Millswag5114 February 5, 2012
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:Of or pertaining to the act of sexual intercourse, through vaginal penetration, whilst the female is experiencing a yeast infection and after removal of the male's penis a large portion of the white yeast bacterium coats the penis.
Man, I had a Philly Cheese Stick last night.
by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005
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This is when a male dips his penis into melted cheese (preferably mozzarella) and shoves it into his partner's (or bitch's) anus and keeps it there for a few seconds. This allows the cheese to slightly harden, so when you pull it out and continue, she can feel... Everything. Don't stop even if she is in genuine pain, in fact, that's the goal. This is mainly used as a form of break up sex.
by Briggsworth March 19, 2014
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Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.

It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!

Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
by KSpell October 5, 2011
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A stick of cheese for after you nutt to restore energy and protein in the body.
"Dude, I just punched my dog in the neck because he tried to steal my after nutt cheese stick!"
by Novvva August 3, 2019
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