One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.
The president is a remarkable cheese dick.
by R. Snot August 29, 2003
An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.
Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"
by Oliver Poindexter June 01, 2011
the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.
*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
by Lula12xoxox February 23, 2011
a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.
Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?
by not a cheese dick February 11, 2011
A person, typically a young man around the ages of 15 to 21 who's parents are wealthy and buy them anything and everything, cheese dicks never work for what they get.
"Hey my parents just bought me a new silverado, it's red and lifted with big ol' tires!!" "...cheese dick"
by meldust522 March 19, 2010
matts unclean penis involving cheese activities
unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick
by jesus farmer July 10, 2006
When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.
Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.
by Mace from Spiffeh land July 03, 2006
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