check the meat 

A phrase to be used in social situations when one wishes to discretely refer to the act of sex.

Excuse me everyone, Jim and I have gotta go check the meat.
~OR~
We checked the meat the other night, and boy was it great!

check the meat by somilrah October 27, 2007

Check On My Meatloaf 

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

Check On My Meatloaf by popies chicekn September 11, 2023

meat check 

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."

man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole

meat check by my pies are piff January 2, 2006

meat check 

When one person holds a clenched fist and throws it towards another man's balls. This hurts like hell so do it to your friends but don't let them do it to you.

The other day I meat checked Jeffrey so hard that he fell over in the street and got run over by a car.

meat check by ben and dean June 11, 2006

meat check 

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.

John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.

meat check by FijiTreyOfficial April 10, 2019

meat check 

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

meat check by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015

Cheek Meat

When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.

The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.

Cheek Meat by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019