when you are on IM and you are "chatting" with your significant other and one or more other people at the same time!
I cannot believe that he was cheat chatting on you last night! He actually had the nerve to be talking to you, his girlfriend and some other girl at the same time! What a jackass
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"