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Chauvinism 

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.
Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
Chauvinism by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021
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Carbon Chauvinism 

Carbon chauvinism is a relatively new term meant to disparage the assumption that extraterrestrial life will resemble life on Earth. The term was used as early as 1973, when Carl Sagan described it and other human chauvinisms that limit imagination of possible extraterrestrial life.
Scientist 1: "All forms of terrestrial life must be carbon-based."

Scientist 2: "Dude, that's carbon chauvinism...silicone is a possible building block of life. Just look at breast implants."
Carbon Chauvinism by ScrumpyGirl December 3, 2010

chauvinist 

Believing that the group one belongs to, be it of sex, creed, or color, is automatically superior to another's.
Sexism is a prime example of chauvinistic ideology.
chauvinist by The Elders September 22, 2003

Female Chauvinism 

The opposite of male chauvinism, female chauvinism is a misguided belief that women are superior to men, as opposed to being equal. This view is held by many feminists.
Female Chauvinism by iamthemoon December 28, 2011

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

chauvinist 

One who believes that their gender, group, or kind is superior to others.
"My gym teacher only let the boys play soccer..."

"That's only because he is a chauvinist."

"The fact that his IQ is lower than Forrest Gump's might also be partially responsible..."
chauvinist by ... May 18, 2003

Chauvinistic pig fucker 

A type of boss who you loathe so much...words like: asshole, bastard, prick, shithead etc. are simply not enough and have become understatements to describe them.

They seem to favor male employees over female ones because, they talk to you and your team like you don't know much about anything to do with the job...except you yourself have been working there for 6.5 years and have been training new employees off and on since your first 6 months of employment.
Our boss, is a chauvinistic pig fucker.

Co-Worker X: Yeah, I can't stand him either however, would you mind elaborating on why you think that about him?

He speaks to female employees as though they're dumb as af and treats them like they don't know how to do their jobs. He shows very little respect for how hard we work and has yet to thank us for all we've done over the years for the establishment.

Co-worker X: Yes, now that you mention it he really is one.