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mitch hedberg

He died...the funniest man ever died... R.I.P

we'll never froget you mitch.

by ... April 1, 2005

B.O.M.

B.O.M. is a video series created by Pat Terlizzi in the 90's. The video is hilarious.

B.O.M. is fucking hot.

by ... January 12, 2005

janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

by ... September 27, 2003

splendeferous

adj. awesome or really cool

You girls are splendeferous!

by ... January 14, 2005

Catholic Schoolgirl

Not all they're cracked up to be.

Catholic schoolgirls really aren't that hot.

by ... February 5, 2004

strong sad

A depressing, overweight lump who appears to be an elephant with a ghost-like head who has a fondness for board games.

Oh, Necco Wafers. This reminds me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year, and nearly died.

by ... August 15, 2003

kelis

artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.

(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go

by ... January 20, 2004