chap-dick
The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
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chap-dick
the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.
Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick
Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
chap-dick by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011
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chap's dick
1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."
"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."
"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."
chap's dick by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010
Cherry Chapdick
A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.
Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"
Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"
Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"
Cherry Chapdick by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013
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chapdick by slothballer June 9, 2013
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