5 definitions by JHerny13

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 23, 2019

Throat Massage

When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.

Keep that slick shit up and I’ma throat massage you.

by JHerny13 August 14, 2019

Pulling A CB

When you go get a haircut and not mention to your barber that you don't have the money to pay until after the cut.

Don't be pulling a CB on me, I need that money today.

by JHerny13 May 22, 2013

Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 May 21, 2018

Sundies

A way to describe your sunglasses when you’re too lazy to write or say the entire word.

Just bought a fresh pair of Sundies to take to the beach with me. That sun won’t phase me.

by JHerny13 December 4, 2019