random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.