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Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.
Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!
chaised by CanaDave October 24, 2009
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Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.
The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself
Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011
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When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat
Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.
Chaired by VandyBoys August 20, 2019

Chaise longue 

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.
I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.
Chasedy is some what of a quiet person although she’s not really open about her feelings when she is she’s too scared to say it. Chasedy loves multiple colors she’s a very loving and forgiving person. Chasedy often does remember what your dreams about.

Chasedy‘s relationships are difficult for her it’s hard for her to find someone that is always there for her but one day she will find someone that she will not be expecting to be with. Chasedy’s sex life although she’s very gentle and sweet and cares about her partner she shall never forget them at all when Chasedy’s with someone she will do everything in her power to stay with that person
Chasedy I will always care about you.
chasedy by She’s in love02 May 16, 2018
When you are so chad and based at the same time that you become too powerful and law enforcement starts tracking you down to silence you
That guy is so chased! Police must be coming for him!
Chased by Zebuloing September 16, 2020

Hussein Chamseddine 

Amazing coder, ok meme maker, with no original ideas and incapable of original thought. Laughs at everything
Person: I got an.. Hussein Chamseddine: JOE MAMA
Hussein Chamseddine by gostudystoopid February 22, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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