Cunt Bathroom Drama or CBD is defined as the acts of an unsaid number of backstabbing women congregating to the bathroom to discuss every unimportant thing you could possibly imagine, or gossip about other people, usually other women.
Beware, these topics are usually very pointless and boring, although, at times, the drama during these conversations MAY APPEAR to be very extreme.
c1... Did you see Beckys' hair today, it looked like she forgot to brush it this morning after her morning marathon fuck with Jim. Should I tell her it looks like shit?
c2-8... NO WAY, this conversation is good for another two weeks in our cbd's!
Cute But Dumb
Used when someone is "lights on; no one home", but especially when they are attractive.
Guy1: "Man, that girl is CBD!"
Stands for "chronic bitch dependency", or when a guy is ridiculously pussy-whipped and spends every waking minute with his bitch.
"Man, I haven't seen Alex around lately, from what I hear he's got a BAD case of CBD"
Meaning cock blocked
with a ED at the end. Used in the past tense form. Cock block means when you are hitting on a girl and one of your friends interrupts you or says something to you from not having sex or make out with that person.
Chicks before dicks. Having your friends backs before your mans. Instead of M.O.N it is C.B.D
"You love me right baby?" -guy "It's C.B.D sorry babe" -girl
can't blee dat shit (as in - internet shorthand for )
as in: cannot believe that shit
Global warming - cbds
"Come Back Dick" Man who is so good in bed that women can't resist coming back to get some more, regardless of how awful the man is.
He's unemployed, rude, lazy, and disgusting... but he has CBD, and that is why chicks blow up his digits.
Chicks Before Dicks. taken from Bros Before Hoes
You can't go out with my her ex, remeber cbd.