cattywonkus 

adj: To be screwed up in a cockeyed way - Not quite totally busted, but still a little zooty.

This Sony Camcorder manual uses a completley cattywonkus definition sytem.

cattywonkus by JJC October 4, 2005

cattywompus 

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

cattywompus by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

cattywompus 

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

cattywompus by Shelly April 18, 2004

Cattywompus 

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.

Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!

Cattywompus by vermont techie June 3, 2009

cattywompus 

to go diagonal or accross something

You know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron Wilborn Creek.

cattywompus by bub January 19, 2005

cattywunpus

When ur being a chicken nugget

O ur such a cattywunpus

cattywunpus by Rubendhdhdh October 11, 2018

cattywompus 

to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something

them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from Wilbourn Creek.
or
That sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.

cattywompus by bub January 20, 2005