catbaremog

A small rodent the cross breed of a mouse and a shrew this animal is native to the southeastern part of the U.S. It's diet consists of berries, nuts and small insects.

Make sure the set a trap we don't want catbaremog's getting into the pantry

catbaremog by Dr. Fisher Martin November 14, 2017

Catbarrassed

(Kat-bear’-assed)

The ashamed look your cat gives you, followed by their immediate egress (typically in a slinking manner), while looking back at least twice to determine if you’re laughing at them or not. This always follows your observation of them doing something completely stupid that leads to them falling off a piece of furniture hilariously, go sliding off a table or other surface they jumped onto with too much force, or having the shit slapped out of them by another cat.

Man did you see how catbarrassed Oscar was then he bailed out of here? He totally misjudged the length of that table. He’s so catupid!

Catbarrassed by The Great Putzini August 20, 2023

Catboarded 

Catboarding happens when a cat walks across your keyboard. Being catboarded is a legitimate defense for an embarrassing typo.

I've tried three times and I keep failing. Am I a loser?
You suc k
WHAT?
Sorry, I got catboarded. I meant to say you succeed only by not giving up.

Catboarded by bazuemague January 1, 2016

catbar 

no one knows waht it is

person 1 "what the he;ll is a catbar?!?!"
person 2 "i have no idea, its the one thing that no one knows waht it is"

catbar by PASWLOLORD3 March 19, 2022