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We believe in God, the father Almighty, creator of Heaven on Earth, Who thou gives birth to our Lord his son, Jesus Christ. We believe in Honesty and great Joy, a Savior, just Christ to Lord. Thou be on this day, the city of David, creator of the Catholics. Amen.
Jesus, the foundation of Catholicism, Peace on Earth, and well to the Poorness. Our Lord Hail Thou Catholic Belief forever on this day, on Earth!
by Thomulson September 24, 2007
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Excuse for raping choirboys
ooh i was rodgering this choirboy real good when this policeman came in, but i explained i was a catholic preist and he let me off! what a nice man. he helped me afterwards in a spit roast.. he is also catholic!
by Bobbles March 31, 2006
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Someone who lies, cheats, murders, rapes, steals, and or commits any sort of crime while claiming to be a religious follower/believer of Jesus.
Todd: I go to church every Sunday. I am such a good person, and I am faithful to Lord Christ and his teachings.

Frank: Didn't you rape that 12-year-old girl, and cheat on your wife while you robbed the prostitute?

Todd: Yeah, but I don't get your point.

Frank: You must be Catholic.

Todd: Precisely, but I still don't get you.
by Balano August 22, 2007
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The first Christian Church in practice and the second major Monotheistic religion to come out of the world. Being a theologian i can explain some of their unsavory beliefs in America such as contraceptives they believe that one should not have sex unless one is prepared and willing to bring a child into this world hence contraceptives nnot well looked upon, no sex before marriage ties in to contraceptives being that one should not raise a family unless they know that they are fully commited to eachother therefore they ask that you be married first, and last which i can properly answer why priests do not marry this goes back to the 14-15th century or so when the church for a period of time was corrupt and priests due to there having of families and need of money would imbezzle money from the church and spend more time with their families then with his pascal members shunning his duty to the church so to have them better oriented to their church and not to personal needs they banned priestly marriage. I would also mention abortion in this but its generally the same as the other sex ones and its already an unsavory practice.
You cannot get a divorce unless there was no love in the begining of you marriage for if there was it can be regained.
by jwns June 29, 2005
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Someone who thinks they are better than anybody else because somebody told them so, and they read it in a book.
The Catholic Church is the "Only True Church" How arrogant can these people be?
What about Hundus, Islams, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Shintos, and the rest of them? Are they all wrong? Are Babtists evil? Is being Episcopilian wrong because Mary isn't a Saint?
Who is right?
Why does the Catholic church proclaim supremacy? Did Jesus declare that?

Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his Television show?

Who seeks the truth?
by Wretchid March 15, 2006
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The 'original' European branch of Christianity, which have many bits and pieces of celtic goddess worship. Many evangelical and militant right-wing christian cults (ie. KKK) feature violent anti-catholic sentiment, which focus on the alleged papal decadence and the pseudo-pagan worship of Mary and the saints within the church. Such indoctrination is a direct hold-over from the Catholic-bashing propaganda that was first spread after the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Catholics are sometimes referred to as 'Papists', 'Popelovers', 'Mary-Worshippers' etc etc etc.
'...These folks are still more pagan than Christian. Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees...'
by Krapnip December 11, 2004
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group of people on a neverending question to stop masturbation by scaring kids that they will go to hell
if you do that jesus will send your sinful ass to hell!
by b3n February 14, 2005
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