I dirty pedophile cunt that supports Celtic and wanks of to the pope because he’s a dirty green faggot.
by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021
The path that a cat makes when digging through a mass of blankets.
Alternate usage as an expletive: You cathole!
Alternate usage as an expletive: You cathole!
by badsmart March 7, 2007
Another word for vagina.
by Dsxpress March 26, 2010
The 'original' European branch of Christianity, which have many bits and pieces of celtic goddess worship. Many evangelical and militant right-wing christian cults (ie. KKK) feature violent anti-catholic sentiment, which focus on the alleged papal decadence and the pseudo-pagan worship of Mary and the saints within the church. Such indoctrination is a direct hold-over from the Catholic-bashing propaganda that was first spread after the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Catholics are sometimes referred to as 'Papists', 'Popelovers', 'Mary-Worshippers' etc etc etc.
'...These folks are still more pagan than Christian. Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees...'
by Krapnip December 11, 2004
Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.
A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.
Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.
Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.
Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"
Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.
Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.
Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.
Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"
Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
A catholic is a person who is the OG Christian and wants to spread peace cough* cough* crusades and wants you to go to church every Sunday
Catholic Karen:hey young man come to our church
Little billy:sorry I’m atheist
Catholic Karen: YOUR GOING TO hell if you don’t go to church
Little billy: starts crying
Little billy:sorry I’m atheist
Catholic Karen: YOUR GOING TO hell if you don’t go to church
Little billy: starts crying
by Somboi April 14, 2019
Noun, cat-holic
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
by Reviewmongrophobia June 9, 2012