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1.
a chode-smuggling coke head who collects starfish
Dude, that kid is such an Abernathy...
by SkuubaSteve November 04, 2010
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2.
abernathy is a word you use when your not sure what to say or to replace another word
I abernathyed her till the sun came up. When she grabbed my abernathy I wasn't sure what to do.
by J-bomber September 17, 2008
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3.
(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident
Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen
by skweak February 04, 2008
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