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Cat Bagging

"Cat Bagging" (verb, transitive): 1) the deliberate, retrospective act of concealing or attempting to conceal escaped truths. 2) A method of negating or limiting potential damage caused by acts of wanton truth-telling. 3) Successfully bidding for a prize cat in a cat auction. 4) Putting cats in a bag (often more than one and typically in one swift movement).
5) Cheating someone or something of their freedom.
"I took so many Ectos last night I'm gonna be cat bagging for a month at least!"

"Well, that's one politician who'll be doing plenty cat bagging this week!"

"Guess who's been cat bagging at the village fair, kids!"

"Helen's not home this weekend so I'll be ready to leave once I've done all the cat bagging."

"Most inmates will claim to have been cat bagged at some point during their stay in prison." -HM Prison Revue, 2014

"I gave that Gold Crested Eagle a proper cat bagging after I found it shitting in the vestibule"
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catbagging 

Placing the labia majora, a part of the vulva, into the mouth or on the face of another person. Normally for the purpose of humiliation or defiling the virtual corpse of a n00b.

female equivalent of teabagging
We got a picture of me catbagging this wasted douche last night!
catbagging by AT&T March 15, 2007
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Catgagging

Catgagging is the action of thinking something is horrible, but unable to throw up.
Friend 1: Horrible joke
Friend 2: "Dude that's cringe!"
Friend 3: "So corny you just made me catgag"
"Friend 2: "Look, he's catgagging!"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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