(Noun) A person who folds a perfectly innocent cat for personal and sometimes perverted pleasure. (Verb) The act of folding a cat for reasons of gaining pleasure. (Adj) One who is described as; likes the art of folding cats for pleasure.
Kritlle's mother came home to find him cat folding in the bathroom.
He is a cat folder to the max. He has a basement full of felines.
The cat folder lured stray cats to his house with catnip and fancy feast.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).