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Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.
Cashtration by Mellen1 April 27, 2010

cashtration 

The act of cutting your financial supply off.
Don't sack me please, I don't want to be cashtrated!

Cashtration is a sick thing I tell you.
cashtration by 123b October 4, 2009

Cashtration 

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}
When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.
Cashtration by Jeorne May 6, 2009

cashtrasion 

The act of buying a house , which renders the subject finacially impotent for anindefinite period of time .
I feel so... unhappy ! I told you not to get a credit for the house ... this is cashtrasion !
cashtrasion by RedyRO January 15, 2010

Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.
Cashtration by anafo July 11, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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