Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Cartographer 

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

Anal Cartographer by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Catographer 

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.

That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!

Catographer by catscatscatsomgcatscats January 19, 2015

Cartographer 

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

Cartographer by AGDIC July 10, 2014

cartographerization

Process of organizing software project source code directory structure in a way resembling that which Google's Cartographer employs.

"This project got its build scripts duct-taped beyond belief."
"How about we cartographerize it?"
"Cartographerization... sounds like a plan."

cartographerization by aurzenligl February 28, 2019

Cartographer 

acts like a god by naming places, stealing land, putting borders, etc. Cartographers like to act innocent by saying that the mapping is just for exploration and pure science, while the true intention of their financiers is to take your land. It is an evil profession. Do not trust them.

"James Cook FRS (7 November 1728 – 14 February 1779) was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy, famous for his three voyages between 1768 and 1779 in the Pacific Ocean and to New Zealand and Australia in particular." - Wikipedia

Cartographer by mapmakerdavid May 22, 2022

carnographer 

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.

The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.

carnographer by skillethead October 5, 2012