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2 definitions by PolarKingBear

 
1.
People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.
Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010
 
2.
The act of ejaculating in someones eye.
John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010