Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.
Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010
N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.
by GrizzlyClaw January 31, 2006