When someone farts and sneezes simultaneously, producing a resultant sound that is equivalent to Satan's exorcism. Such release of bodily gas from the butt hole and the mouth hole releases tension in the individual's body but causes great discomfort to those around him.
Joanna carted! Ewwwww
I am sick and I just had beans for lunch. Carted so hard in the bathroom, like Deandra taking a shit.
I am sick and I just had beans for lunch. Carted so hard in the bathroom, like Deandra taking a shit.
by pegauniconusus March 18, 2013
A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.
Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.
Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.
Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
by SayNo2Drugs April 24, 2021
A big joke. it's F1 except in America. who likes open wheeled road course racing anyway? its to foreign. except IRL which is actually exceiting open-wheeled racing.
by Elliott Sadler 38 April 25, 2005
by YouPornJude August 10, 2012
by Ellababy09 August 31, 2020
-to greatly exaggerate a bid or an offer in the commodities market
-see pinnochio...
from Latin NOSUS GROWUS
-see pinnochio...
from Latin NOSUS GROWUS
by ynkx July 23, 2004