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When someone farts and sneezes simultaneously, producing a resultant sound that is equivalent to Satan's exorcism. Such release of bodily gas from the butt hole and the mouth hole releases tension in the individual's body but causes great discomfort to those around him.
Joanna carted! Ewwwww
I am sick and I just had beans for lunch. Carted so hard in the bathroom, like Deandra taking a shit.
by pegauniconusus March 17, 2013

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