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Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions
1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.
Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010
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Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.
Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.
Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.
Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.
Pete Carrolling by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

carfooling

A one sided ride sharing arrangement where the other person refuses to drive, contribute to fuel expense, or use their vehicle.
She wanted us to continue carfooling so she can save money.
carfooling by BeavisBungholio November 30, 2018

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.
Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.
carpooling by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.
Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.
carpooling by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

carpooligans 

The members of CARPOOL, the anti-drunk driving student org at Texas A&M University. Known for vibrant lime green t-shirts and 90’s-style acronyms.
“Hey, are you taking an Uber home?”
“Nah, I’m riding with the carpooligans tonight.”
carpooligans by Poolcar Dreams April 22, 2023