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1.
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003
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2.
cunnilingus; carpet munching ; eating out; oral sex
My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!
by Master Muncher November 15, 2006
56 37
 
3.
doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum
she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner
by brian December 22, 2003
34 32
 
4.
a dude with a mustache eating out a girl
bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner
by islander86 March 23, 2008
8 14
 
5.
Female version of a blumpkin!
She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
by tunzo February 04, 2010
1 11