15 definitions by Karab okama

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

RCL

Random Crazy Laughter:

When you suddenly outburst into laughter after thinking about something funny that had happened recently. People usually give you weird stares as you fumble to explain your sudden laughter.

I was at work yesterday when I thought of that joke the other night and had a total RCL.

by Karab okama July 18, 2017

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020

Bama

1:To assert your intelligence over another individual with the intent of proving you're better than them in every way.
2:A nickname for Alabama

Guy 1: I think the answer is 1872?
Guy 2: No. The answer is 1875 idiot.
Guy 1: Stop pulling a Bama

by Karab okama May 28, 2012

Wap dungeon

The female equivalent of a fap dungeon. A woman creature crawls inside her cave to masturbate to her heart's content

"Someone see Ashley? I haven't seen her all day but her door is locked...."

"Yeah she's in her wap dungeon after watching the latest Bachelor episode"

by Karab okama January 7, 2021

1-10 Scale

The scale used to determine the physical attractiveness of another person. Can also include personality, but let's face it, not usually.

Guy 1: hey did you see that girl? She's a total 10 on a 1-10 scale
Guy 2: you know it bro, just got her number

by Karab okama September 17, 2016

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019