carpet capers Share definition Flag a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher. look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma. carpet capers by baillie August 14, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the carpet capers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch