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15.
A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
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1.
A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.
by anonymous January 24, 2003
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2.
One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003
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3.
A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.
There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.
by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005
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4.
a female who performs oral sex on other females
Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?
by anonymous July 05, 2002
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5.
One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher
She is a carpet muncher
by Freak January 21, 2003
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6.
One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina
Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.
by Dylan W. February 23, 2006
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7.
Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women
Katie is a carpet muncher
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006
197 109