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Carjunk is the crap they show you at the repair shop. These parts may or may not have been useful and worthy at one time, but, your teenager managed to shred them to bits. Now its carjunk, and it just cost you $$$$ to have new ones put in. That oughta teach you to let that little shit drive the family truckster! One night of rattass teenage driving beat the living daylights out of your ride to work Monday thru Friday!
My kid used the car last Saturday and it wound up home with a pair of bald tires, a transmission without reverse, and no brakes! Now I had to spend $250 for 2 new tires, $400 for some new brakes and stuff, and $1,300 for a used transmission. All I got back was this carjunk and I even had to pay $8 to get rid of the old tires!
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Carunked 

The act of getting crunked in the Caribbean.
Yo Jen last night I really got carunked on that Royal Caribbean cruise.
Carunked by SandlerMan January 3, 2010

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Czarjunkie 

Originally derived from the russian word for somebody who pleasures their anus with a wooden spoon. But more commonly used now for any facination with anal pleasureing with any kind of kitchen utensil.

The most recent case being an un named man from Leeds UK. Who was caught in the kitchenware department of a local store attempting to insert a Kenwood Chef Food processor into his back passage. This was only discovered when store staff follewed a trail of extension leads into the carpark where the man was found writhing pleasure whist trying to have sexual intercourse with the exhaust pipe of a 1993 ford mondeo.
See that dude over there. He just stuck a cheese grater up his bottom, Bet he's a Czarjunkie.. PCworld Staff.. 1999
Czarjunkie by D. F. Deviant July 21, 2008

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass
Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.
Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008

cajunkajunk 

a man's private parts... if you know what i mean
whatever ashley it was totally worth it cos it was totally awesome... his cajunkajunk was massive!
cajunkajunk by the.awesome.one.123 September 28, 2011