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carciumar by buffy man buff November 25, 2020

Carsonoma 

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.

Carcinojenny 

An otherwise attractive woman who ruins it all by smoking - a reference to the carcinogens contained in cigarettes.
"I thought that she was hot until I saw her light up and realized she was a carcinojenny."

"The best thing about a carcinojenny is that she is guaranteed to have an oral fixation."

"The entrance to the club was crowded with carcinojennies smoking in the cold."
Carcinojenny by Senor Cameltoe January 2, 2009

Carcinogenerous 

"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.
Carcinogenerous by icwish September 28, 2009

Carciumaru

Usually smart person. Sucks on Astolfo's juicy fat cock all the time.
Mmm Carciumaru i'm peeing in your mouth
Carciumaru by Transmayonnaise March 27, 2021

Cardiomasterbation 

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.
"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
Cardiomasterbation by ihatecejay October 16, 2008