Carb Coma 

The sleepy feeling after eating a large meal comprised chiefly of carbohydrates, whether in the form of rice, noodles, bread or dough.

Dude, I was totally dozing at the office after that giant serving of chow mein for lunch. Total carb coma.

Carb Coma by El Mexigringo September 30, 2010

Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.

"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma

Carb Coma Cuddle by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011