carcolepsy 

a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help

Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy.

carcolepsy by Frank Bama February 9, 2009

caracol 

Caracol is a very unique name given to a special and loving girl. This girl will stop at nothing to make her friends happy and is probably the sexiest, most talented and wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is also a very bootyful Mayan goddess who has the powers to seduce any man or lesbian that walks her way.

Friend 1 "I saw Caracol the other day"
Friend 2 " I bet she was rocking her spandex and gettin' men"
Friend 1 "And she was twerking. REALLY WELL"

caracol by Mr.Accurate October 19, 2013

carcolepsy 

Pronounced: Kar-ko-lep-see

The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and busses.

The act of passing out while in a car regardless of passenger or driver status.

Roadtrip? Count me in, but I can't drive. I have carcolepsy and we'd all die.

carcolepsy by amy short March 11, 2006

carcoleptic 

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.

"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."

carcoleptic by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009

carcolepsy 

a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

carcolepsy by kelly del gaudio July 21, 2007

ass caroler 

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007

carcolepsy 

the irresistible desire to sleep while sitting in the car

As soon as my husband backs the car out of the driveway, carcolepsy sets in, and I'm out.

carcolepsy by Kittydoc October 24, 2012