more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

clear car window 

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window

“dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window”

clear car window by polarexpresscademia February 13, 2021

car window removal specialist 

One who removes car windows for the purpose of removing valuables from inside. See also ganker. Crackheads also make attempts to work in this field but are frequently caught.

The car window removal specialist busted that window and ganked all of their stuff that was worth money.

car window removal specialist by SmurfDaddy January 24, 2004

Car window smoking

The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.

"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."

Car window smoking by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013

car-window narcissist 

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

car-window narcissist by kayanker January 13, 2011

foggy car window

if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost

she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self

foggy car window by anonymous May 10, 2022