captain happy 

you kno... the "captain", your dick! for those who have none

captain happy by Anonymous May 29, 2003

You and the captain, make it happen 

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

You and the captain, make it happen by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

Captainhappy 

a pet name for pirates family jewels. the most precious of jewels to be found. also known to use a canoe , later in life they use a dugout.

Arrghhh Captainhappy seems to like you booty lassy argghhhhh!

Captainhappy by bargebaby May 16, 2010